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You are never too old to learn something stupid.


Smile..tomorrow will be worse!

Never miss a good chance to shut up

dont hate yourself in the morning sleep til noon

dont run you'll just die tired

don't steal that's the government's job

the number of people watching you is directly proportionalto the stupidity of your action

he who laughs last thinks slowest

never take life seriously nobody gets out alive anyways

always remember your special just like everyone else